Here are the Class Clowns for this week...
Virginia Tech...0-2 with a loss to James Madison? Who's coaching...Frank Beamer or Frank Gorshin?
Wisconsin...The Badgers are 2-0, but they sure don't look like they want to be.
Kansas...Lose to North Dakota State and then beat Georgia Tech? Stop clownin' around.
Georgia Tech...Learn to throw a football, will ya?
Colorado...Losing Dan Hawkins one game at a time.
Marshall...Way to hold a lead.
Memphis...They actually play football there...or at least they make a feeble attempt to.
UAB...Losing Neil Calloway one game at a time.
Tulane...Holy Toledo Bob...your boys are really bad.
Tulsa...Will the real Hurricane please stand up?
Akron...Maybe you should quit now.
Ball State...Maybe you should too.
Eastern Michigan...Losing ball games since 1990.
New Mexico...Who let that pee wee team onto the field?
Colorado State...Oh God...another pee wee team...those kids will get hurt out there.
USC...If you see our dominance, will you return it to the props department?
UCLA...I live in Vegas, and I can hear the angry mob from here.
North Texas...The name says north, but it's all going south.
Western Kentucky...It's Bobby Rainey and his one man band...strike up the bubble machine.
San Jose State...How can a school located so close to Archbishop Mitty and DeLaSalle be so horrible?
Army...What happened to the vaunted defense?
Navy...What happened to the vaunted offense?
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